What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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a black man pays his child support

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Anti Joke

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