- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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