- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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