- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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