Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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