Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

dat shoe shine tho

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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