What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Matt is a Duster!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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