Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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