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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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I'm homeless.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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