- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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