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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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