- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

your no better than a cockroach

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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