A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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