Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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