What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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