Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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