How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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bangers and mash?

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Anti Joke

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