Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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