- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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