Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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