What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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kennah campion when she talks

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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