what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

XD Jackass.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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