- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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