What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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