- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Women's Rights.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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