Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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