- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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