- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.