- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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