You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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