- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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