whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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