- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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