Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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