What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Chuck Norris.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the dog die? He was old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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