- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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