Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

women's rights.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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