- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

quantum physics?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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