- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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