If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

women's rights.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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