- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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