- Anti Joke

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.