- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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