How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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