What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

a man makes a bad joke

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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