- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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