- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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