- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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