Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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have safe sex

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Fox News

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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