- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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