Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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womans rights...

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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