- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Potassium? K.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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