- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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