- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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