- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What rhymes with milk...milf

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