What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A miserable man committed suicide.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

NEVER

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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