What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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I'm homeless.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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