- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

why dont they make black forks

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A gay man watches football.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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