- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

I'm so punny.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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