- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Yellow People !!

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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