- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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