- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

I like school Said no one ever.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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