- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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