- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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