What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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