- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

penis. nuff said.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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