- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Oh, go away

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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