- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what came first the chicken or the chips

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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