- Anti Joke

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This isn't funny.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

no

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.