- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

you will like this because i am black.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Cripples are lame.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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