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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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