- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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