why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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PENIS that is all

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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