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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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