A Chinese man fails a math test

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +7

White NBA players.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops