why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Guess what? I like trains.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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