Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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You are joking right?

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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