Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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