Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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