Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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