How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Jovan

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Guest what in the butt

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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