- Anti Joke

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!