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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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