- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

star wars kid

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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