Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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