- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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