Knock knock... Home invasion

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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