- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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