Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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