- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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