- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Women's rights.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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