A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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