An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

Roses are red Im adopted

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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