Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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haha

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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