Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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