roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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