How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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I'm so punny.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Pickle

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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