- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

race-car = rac-ecar

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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