- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Knock knock knock OCD

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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