- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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