- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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