- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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