What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Anti Joke

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