- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Matt is a Duster!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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