did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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No

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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