- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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