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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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