Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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