Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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i'm hard

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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