Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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XD Jackass.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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