Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Anti Joke

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