A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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