- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

The chickens have become self-aware!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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