- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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