- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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