- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Diarrhea

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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