- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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