- Anti Joke

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.