- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

scraggle is in you pillow case

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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