- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

David Cameron

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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