- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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