What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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