- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Who is big and stupid My brother

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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