- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Indians

Knock, knock. Come in.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

diarrhea.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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