- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

There's my tractor.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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