full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

men, men like men= men+bed

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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