What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Corn Muffins

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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