You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Chris is hairy

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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