If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Anti Joke

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