- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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