- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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