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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's blue? The sky.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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