A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Once upon a time a was born

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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