- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.