- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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