What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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