- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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