- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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