How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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