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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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