- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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