how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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