- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

No your aunties a joke

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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