- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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