my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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miha kako si?

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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