- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

All of these jokes are about white people

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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