Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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