- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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