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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Sex education in Texas,

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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