- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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