- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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