Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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eoin burgin is fat

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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