Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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