- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??