- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Small Penis.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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