Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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