Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Yellow People !!

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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