Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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