Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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