- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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