- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A hill billy went fishing

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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