- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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