why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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