- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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