Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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