- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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