So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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