Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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