What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

woman's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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