What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Hello.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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You idiot.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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