What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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