dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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