What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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