- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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