Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

school homewrok

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

womens rights.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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