What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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eat a hot dog

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Anti Joke

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