A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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